

Donald Trump threw himself a “Great Gatsby” themed party the night before SNAP benefits would dry up for 42 million food-insecure Americans, titled: “A Little Party Never Killed Nobody.” A name that not only ignores the potential starvation of millions but also contradicts F. Scott Fitzgerald’s point entirely. Which is ironic, because empathy is usually a 79-year-old-felon-who-can’t-read’s only superpower. Sure, illiteracy may be one of the many reasons why Trump routinely ignores the Constitution, but it’s the only reason taking a dump requires a window seat.


The MSNBC Article Quoted – https://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/maddowblog/food-aid-expired-trump-cheered-marble-bathroom-held-gatsby-party-rcna241552





In Today’s Palate Cleanser, we learn that Donald Trump passes out candy on Halloween by gently resting it on a kid’s head until they ultimately realize it goes in their mouth. Which is the exact same method he used to get his bite-sized dick sucked on Epstein Island.


The People Article Quoted – https://people.com/trump-candy-head-halloween-white-house-viral-11840940


