Donald Trump announced he will not subvert the release of the Epstein files, but will sure as shit give a full pardon when Pam Bodi does. That’s the thing about pledging loyalty to a Sex Offender: you’re not only forced to kiss Trump’s ass, but to also eat it. Which is nothing compared to the cost of going from mail-order prostitute to First Lady. But that’s exactly what set Melania apart from all the other KGB hookers. She not only ate Trump’s ass, she swallowed his shit prenup. Even if Congress were Superman attempting to save Epstein’s victims by releasing the files, opening a new investigation is the only kryptonite President Sex Luther needs. I mean, you’re telling me the same guy who aces cognitive tests on the reg, and once had the power to think about a file, and it would self-declassify, yet you hand him the Epstein files, a fax machine, and the number for Congress, and he’s utterly useless?
The Time Article Quoted – https://time.com/7334450/epstein-files-released-trump-massie/
In Today’s Palate Cleanser, we learn that although MacGruber got blown up over the Epstein files, at least this time it took Trump more than a doorknob and a bedsheet.
The Daily Beast Article Quoted – https://www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/macgruber-returns-to-blow-up-the-epstein-list-on-snl/
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