

A recent report prepared by active and retired FBI agents characterized Kash Patel as an insecure little bitch whose overall vibe is: kids’ table tantrum. If only the thin blue line between saving the day and shitting the bed was an emotional support windbreaker in a women’s smedium. However, Keystone Kash isn’t the FBI Director MAGA needs; he’s the fat guy in a little coat it deserves.




The Daily Beast Article Quoted – https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/keystone-kash-tantrum-exposed-bombshell-133453472.html


In Today’s Palate Cleanser, RFK Jr thought the best way to prove he was a Kennedy man was to condemn political violence and cheat on his wife. Turns out the only thing worse than getting caught sexting is misspelling ‘Fuck assassinations’ so badly your to-do list autocorrected it to ‘Duck vaccinations’.


The Forward Article Quoted – https://forward.com/culture/785665/rfk-jr-olivia-nuzzi-king-solomons-song-of-songs/











