Don’t Worry The Explosions At Two Middle-East Nuclear Facilities Will Be Blamed On Rat Droppings…

Why, when: “Keep it moving, nothing to see here, folks.” is how the blamestream media reacts to a mushroom cloud in the Middle East, do my Spidey-senses scream: “WHAT DID DONNY DO NOW?” Perhaps, it’s because Fox News spent an entire week trying to will a pandemic out of manufactured fear and highly-rated Rat droppings, […]

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Anti-Vax Jr’s Policies Will F*ck More Kids Than Trump, Maxwell, And Epstein Combined!!!

RFK Jr., the unfortunate result of the Kennedy Family experimenting with deep fryers during water births, testified before Congress yesterday in his lone article of formal wear not considered Canadian-tuxedo chic. Well, that’s if you can call what took place yesterday, testifying under oath, and not the spot-on imitation of a bullfrog’s panic attack. MAGA […]

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RFK Jr Testified Under Oath To Congress That He’s Completely Full Of Sh*t!!!

RFK JR, the unfortunate fallout of the Kennedy family now being gun-shy about lobotomies, testified under oath to Congress, “I don’t think people should be taking medical advice from me.” Quite a shocking revelation for a man whose existence revolves entirely around spreading unsolicited medical disinformation like a defective Dr. Know-It-All. Well then, what’s next? […]

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