Donald Trump slept through most of yesterday’s cabinet meeting, or as Fox News is reporting, ‘Displayed anti-woke leadership.’ But what did this cabinet expect, scheduling their circle jerk during the mid-day nap of Rip Tan Stinkle? It speaks volumes when a sex offender would rather fart himself to sleep than enjoy a happy ending from a room full of orange-nosed groupies. Then again, they say JD Vance is to press briefings what a tranquilizer dart is to the jugular. However, it does make sense that Vance would be as interesting as a pull-out couch, considering how common it is to take on a lover’s personality. I mean, I would much rather stuff my head in a dirty couch cushion than listen to the VP talk, but only if he pinky promised not to call it foreplay. It’s hard to imagine the man who is one unchewed Filet-O-Fish from the Presidency could one day have a throw pillow accuse him of domestic violence. President Don Snoreleone: Producing a more undesirable cabinet than an Ikea dumpster fire.
The New Republic Article Quoted – https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/trump-79-repeatedly-falls-asleep-182151307.html
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In today’s Palate Cleanser, we learn about the AI teddy bear that can not only teach a preschooler the Urban Dictionary definition of bukkake, but also adds a NAMBLA-musical-chairs vibe to the Vatican Yankee Swap.
The CNN Article Quoted – https://www.cnn.com/2025/11/19/tech/folotoy-kumma-ai-bear-scli-intl
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