

Donald Trump, a man who even overthrows governments, America First. Now plans to give “Winning” the War on Drugs what 2011 called the “Charlie Sheen-Try.” Don’t get me wrong, fentanyl should be considered a weapon of mass destruction. Something so deadly it can be used by Republicans to start a war under false pretenses. However, Venezuela has about as much fentanyl as Saddam had nuclear warheads. Not to mention, Venezuela is more likely to supply the US with primo booger sugar than nod-offs needing Narcan. So the only thing bombing Venezuela may prevent is Don Jr. suffering 13 hours of bachelor-party-induced Slinky dink.





The USA Today Article Quoted – https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2025/12/09/trump-venezuela-drug-trafficking/87573189007/


In Today’s Palate Cleanser, Donald Trump said it takes a 185 IQ to operate a law mower, in what’s considered the closest Trump has ever been to apologizing to Mexicans.



The New Republic Article Quoted – https://newrepublic.com/post/204144/donald-trump-iq-lawnmower-hard-farming
