The New York Times is reporting that Donald Trump has pocketed more than $ 1.4 billion since moving back into a Melania-less White House. No doubt the single-largest underestimation of Trump’s net since President Fatty McGee took full-Earth credit for his 224lb moon weight. I mean, Trump is built ike an Iceburg, so we can really only see 10% of what this little piggy’s banking. If you’re looking for the other 90% of Trump’s booty, you should check that full-as-fuck diaper he’s dragging around. I bet that’s one Trump warrant Kash “Bobble Eyes” Patel would gladly serve with a pant-full of raging subpoena. “FBI Director Patel, is that a Hubble Telescope in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?” “Why, yes, it’s the only lens in my prescription that fits.”
The Daily Beast Article Quoted – https://finance.yahoo.com/news/trump-staggering-1-4b-payday-171624725.html
Keystone Kash: Seen here trying his damndest to forget the Epstein Files
See you in Valhalla?…With those peepers on the loose, even the afterlife needs to invest in curtains
Now, I knew some were a bit extreme, but according to ICE, I’ve been unknowingly dating terrorists since the iPhone launched!!
Turns out Trump has developed a plan to restock Epstein Island after the US Virgin Islands proved to be 1000% “FAKE NEWS!”
Greg Bovino, Sean Penn’s Colonel Lockjaw understudy and The Christo-fascist Pigmy who put the S-S back in Trump’s STATSI
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