It’s official, Greg Bovino, Trump’s snack-sized border bitch has been demoted from the front lines in Minnesota, so he can primarily focus on his true passion, drowning Mexicans in obscurity. And while in the grand scheme of things, this is, at best, doing the bare minimum, and at worst, a dimly-witted downgrade. It is still considered a major victory for Bovino’s Minneapolitan Grindr matches. However, Bovino’s replacement is White House Border Czar Tom Homan. A man whose list of accomplishments now reads: “once accepted a $50,000 bribe from undercover FBI Agents, cleft-palate-surgery’s ‘before’ model, the lesser of two evils, and convinced everyone his name is pronounced Tom, not Thumb.”
The Atlantic Article Quoted – https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/2026/01/greg-bovino-demoted-minneapolis-border-patrol/685770/
Greg Bovino: “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but names are punishable by death!“
Republitards now believe guns ARE the problem. So, congratulations, hypocrisy, you’ve successfully done in 3 days what an infinite number of school shootings could never do.
Thoughts and Prayers Second Amendment….
Donald Trump says he won’t be attending this year’s Super Bowl. “You think I give two shits about this game? I once bet an entire election on the Patriots, and watched on TV as the Capitol Police pulled off a devastating victory from the comforts of my Jan 6th alibi.”
BTW…Go Pats!!
In Today’s Palate Cleanser, South Park eviscerates ICE’s no-chill game plan. Spinning masked-up little boys into playing Pin the Tail on the Dominican.
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