Does Trump Believe A 9/11-Like Terror Attack Will Make America Great Again?!?

So now that Operation Epstein Fury is underway, and Donald Trump has killed Iran’s Ayatollah Khamenei. Something 86 years, his terminal cancer, and a wayward bowel movement could’ve easily done, but with far less collateral damage and clips of Pete Hegseth getting in his warsplaining reps. And in doing so, not only handed the Ayatollah […]

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ICE Throws Noem Under The Zamboni!!!

So it appears Kristi Noem is getting thrown under the Zamboni by ICE for fabricating details of another rogue shooting, which could easily be karmic retribution for Renee Good, Alex Pretti, or even Crickett. The puppy she personally shot and killed, after claiming the “dangerous” dog was a domestic abuser who often called her cosplay […]

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Trump: ‘Thank You, Un-Redaction, Without You, I Would’ve Never Gone Platinum!!!’

Last summer, when I wrote, “Trump prays he’s in the Epstein files less than Jesus is in the Bible.” I presumed I was crafting a joke, not foreshadowing a brainless fear-monger’s path like the Wizard of Oz Pearlman. However, since then, the name Donald Trump has appeared in the unredacted Epstein Files over a million […]

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The Discombobulator-In-Chief!!!

Donald Trump can’t stop bragging about a new military weapon he named, “The Discombobulator.” Although, can you really trust Trump’s reviews of its capabilities? Considering he once nicknamed himself “The Fastest Man Alive” after convincing Melania that premature ejaculation was a superpower. However, even when it comes to classified information, Trump can’t help but leak […]

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