Charlie Kirk Took Time Out Of Housing Baby Ruths With Chunk To Blame DEI For Texas Floods!!!

Charlie Kirk, MAGA’s notorious mouthpiece, whose refusal to shut the fuck up for more than two minutes at a time, not only earned him a place high atop the fascist-foodchain but ultimately cost him first prize at last year’s Mr. Bean look-a-like contest. Now, along with being Harper College’s biggest regret, this bigotted buzz kill […]

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FEMA’s Texas Response Slowed Because Cosplay Kristi’s Scuba Gear Was Lost In The Attic!!!

It turns out that when young girls were being swept away from camp cots by deadly Texas flood waters, FEMA search and rescue teams were forced to sit on their thumbs for 72 hours waiting for Cosplay Kristi Noem to sign off on their deployment. However, it turns out she was far too busy asking […]

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Congrats MAGA, You Didn’t Dismantle A Pedophile Deep State, You Created One!!!

With the DOJ’s cover-up of Trump’s bromance with Sex-Trafficker-to-the-Stars Jeffery Epstein, transitioning from the Fingers-Crossed-The-Press-Doesn’t-Ask-Any-Epstein-Questions stage to the Well-Since-That-Didn’t-Work-How-Can-We-Blame-Biden stage. Elon Musk continues to act as most jealous exes do: by publicly accusing his former lover and his squad of shady sidekicks of displaying NAMBLA tendencies. After saving a comfy seat for Steve Bannon under […]

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Stay Tuned For The DOJ Press Release: “Bondi Determines, JFK Gunshot Wound; Self-Inflicted”!!!

Trump’s name appeared in the Epstein files more than the Bible referred to Jesus H Christ. So, it’s not surprising, in the case of the Billionaire Diddler, Pam Bondi couldn’t find any evidence of corruption. Considering, like Waze directions from the White House to Mar-A-Lago, all roads lead back to Donald Trump. And in MAGA […]

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Add Texas Flood Victims To Trump’s Growing Body Count!!!

Whether it’s being the leading cause of the worldwide COVID spread, defunding cancer research, dismantling FEMA, cutting Medicare, food assistance, climate change protections, or a myriad of other lifesaving programs, Donald Trump is racking up a body count similar to other preventable disasters like the slave trade, world wars, or Christianity. So when blame inevitably […]

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The Supreme Court Isn’t Protecting Against A Trump Dictatorship, They’re An Accomplice To It!!!

The Supreme Court has pieced together rulings over the past couple of years that have cleared the pathway for authoritarian rule and created a Dr. Frankenstein-like tyrannical monster, Dictator Trump, out of soulless nepotism leftovers and spoiled sex offender parts. And after stripping the authority away from lower courts this week, they’ve slowly removed all […]

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Both Democrat And Republican Senators Agree Iran Bombing Did Happen… And That’s About It!!!

The Senate attended a classified briefing on Operation Midnight Hammer, AKA the codename for the US bombing campaign on Iran, and also how Pete Hegseth describes his rigorous late-night masturbatory sessions. And despite both Democrats and Republicans disagreeing along party lines on Trump’s assessment of the bombing’s effectiveness, they did, however, unanimously agree that Trump […]

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Unlike MAGA, NYC Dems Prefer Their Perves Remain On Sex Offender Lists, Not Ballots!!!

Heading into New York City’s Democratic primary for Mayor, former NY Governor, and guy who hugs your wife way too long at charity events, Andrew Cuomo was heavily favored. However, democratic voters proved if there’s one MAGA characteristic they would implement themselves, it’s ignoring qualifications, not reelecting a sexual predator. As they handed 33-year-old Zohran […]

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MAGA Dumb-Dumbs Think Trump’s Nobel Peace Prize Is A Lock After Midnight Hammer Bombing Of Iran!!!

Last week at this time, Donald Trump was busy telling anyone who could stomach being lied to again that he was not only negotiating an Iran nuclear agreement to replace the one he tore up out of perverse Obama-envy. But he also refused to say the word “erect” at his ceremonial pole raising, out of fear, […]

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