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JD Vance denied reports of a planned all-hands-on-deck meeting that CNN reported on earlier in the day. Before he ultimately postponed the not-so-secret event, in a lame attempt to help 2029-JD Vance pass an FBI lie detector test. Not to mention, it gave Vance the perfect opportunity to get in a fraudulent “I told you so!”, reach his daily “CNN’s Fake News” quota, and gaslight the American public. Or, as Donald Trump calls it, “Truth Social’s mission statement.” And although canceling the “Eyes Wide Shut” themed party doesn’t allow Dan Bongino and Pam Bondi to settle their ongoing beef, it certainly provides Kash “Bobble-Eyes” Patel more than enough time to master blinking.
The CNN Article Quoted – https://www.cnn.com/2025/08/06/politics/jd-vance-dinner-epstein-scandal
In Today’s Palate Cleanser, if someone told me back in 1998 that the winner of Road Rules All-Stars would someday put nukes on the moon for President Donald Trump. I still would have spent the entire season finale motor-boating my high school sweetheart.
The Politico Article Quoted – https://www.politico.com/news/2025/08/04/nasa-china-space-station-duffy-directives-00492172
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