Sure, Donald Trump has an “America First” agenda, but so did Osama Bin Laden, and I don’t remember Fox News calling him “Patriotic”. I mean, allowing Qatar’s Air Force to set up shop in Idaho might be good news for the state’s lone Halal grocery shop, “Atta Boy’s,” but not so much for the residents […]
Read More A Qatari Air Force Base In Idaho Is Sending Some Serious “America First” Mixed Messages!!!Marjorie Taylor Greene: Republican congresswoman, who continues to vote against her own party’s interests, which not only earned her the title MAGA Manchin, but her recent support of Democrats puts an entirely new spin on the slogan “Back the Blue.” The once HMIC(Head-MAGAT-In-Charge) now appears to cherish her new role as GOP spoiler as she […]
Read More Marjorie Taylor Greene Is Absolutely Nailing Her Squad Audition!!!Speaker Mike Johnson (a man so unlikeably religious he says grace before eating ass) speaks to the press about Donald Trump as though he’s bragging about some smoking-hot Canadian girlfriend that just doesn’t exist. Which is sad for multiple reasons, but mainly because we all know Trump, and we’d trade that fat POS for the […]
Read More Trump: If Government Shutdowns Are This Fun, Perhaps I Should’ve Read Project 2025!!!Jimmy Kimmel was welcomed back last night with the most electric round of applause since the United Nations announced, “Donald Trump has left the building!”. After Kimmel was unceremoniously kicked off the ABC airwaves, for what FCC chairman and wannabe Trump family underboss, Brendan Carr, called “A business decision,” Disney can’t refuse! Before he left […]
Read More Kimmel’s Double-Bird Salute To Big Dictator Energy!!!Donald Trump took time out of cancelling Tylenol (since it must be a woke drug, if it’s pronounced, “Ass-eat-o-many-men”), to address the UN’s General Assembly in what’s being called President Biden’s best speech in years. And, in case you missed it, it was Trump’s most embarrassing performance to date, which is no small accomplishment for […]
Read More Trump’s UN Address Is Being Called President Biden’s Best Speech In Years!!!Donald Trump is at it again, no, not having sex with children, but on a sliding scale of legality, this particular conduct falls somewhere between Watergate and O.J. Simpson. It all started with what the kids are calling a “Boomer” moment. You know, when you’re shit talking someone you work with to your ride or […]
Read More Donald Trump Threatens Pam Bondi Via DM…OOPS, Check That, He Accidentally Posted It To Truth Social!!!Donald Trump’s UK exit interview with Prime Minister Keir Starmer went about as well as any WWIII-provoking humble-brag can. After President Chatty Kathy couldn’t help but spill all the tea about taking back control of Bagram Air Force base in Afghanistan from the Taliban. A clearly classified conversation, he undoubtedly had with a high-ranking US […]
Read More Now That Anti-Fascists Are Terrorists, Will Trump Now Negotiate With Democrats?!?No matter what JD Vance and Donald Trump say, over the last decade, 96% of all political assassinations have been committed by right-wing extremists. Hot yoga, unflinching morals, and crippling student loan debt from a Fem-lit degree: now that’s some real left-wing-lunatic shit. Sure, there are bad apples in every bunch, but is that probable […]
Read More Over The Last Decade 96% Of All Political Killings Were By Right-Wing Assassins!!!Unlike getting married on 9/11, so you will “Never Forget” your anniversary, there’s nothing humorous about Donald Trump declaring war on an American city. Despite his failed attempt to do so via a cringeworthy “Apocalypse Now” Truth Social meme that reeks of big dictator envy. Trump even claimed, “I love the smell of deportations in […]
Read More Trump’s War Is On Elections, Not Chicago!!!RFK Jr., the unfortunate result of the Kennedy Family experimenting with deep fryers during water births, testified before Congress yesterday in his lone article of formal wear not considered Canadian-tuxedo chic. Well, that’s if you can call what took place yesterday, testifying under oath, and not the spot-on imitation of a bullfrog’s panic attack. MAGA […]
Read More Anti-Vax Jr’s Policies Will F*ck More Kids Than Trump, Maxwell, And Epstein Combined!!!
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