Donald Trump, a man who, up until last week, thought the Senate’s “nuclear option” required prior weapons testing and that the filibuster was the wear-and-tear struggle between his cankles and socks. Now knows bipartisanship isn’t reached through healthy debate and negotiation, but by intentionally delaying Democrats’ food assistance and Republicans’ private jets. Sure, helping Trump end a government shutdown sounded rational to the Schumer-7, but so does giving a dirty Gremlin a bath, and that also multiplies the problem and creates an even hangrier monster. I mean, a week after getting bitch-slapped in nationwide elections, Trump’s first instinct wasn’t to Google: “How to President better?” It was to pardon those who helped him steal a prior election. Donald Trump already orchestrated the worst act of domestic terrorism against the United States of America, and the Schumer-7 just negotiated the 2028 terms of surrender with the Bin Laden of January 6th. And the only thing worse than negotiating with a terrorist is gifting it a mulligan and enough pardons to get the band back together.
In Today’s Palate Cleanser, we learn that Donald and Melania Trump feel the best way to honor the White House is to turn it into a classy Margaritaville and never leave.
The NBC Article Quoted – https://www.nbc.com/nbc-insider/snl-white-house-makeover-property-brothers-parody-trump-miles-teller
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