Someone Is Getting The Band Back Together!!!

Donald Trump, a man who, up until last week, thought the Senate’s “nuclear option” required prior weapons testing and that the filibuster was the wear-and-tear struggle between his cankles and socks. Now knows bipartisanship isn’t reached through healthy debate and negotiation, but by intentionally delaying Democrats’ food assistance and Republicans’ private jets. Sure, helping Trump […]

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Congratulations, Chuck Schumer; At Least, The Baileys Are Happy!!!

The government shutdown is unofficially over. Republicans can finally celebrate losing healthcare for millions of Americans, unlike Democrats, who couldn’t make it an entire week without accidentally shooting the country in the dick again. Although Senate minority leader Chuck Schumer will sleep soundly knowing that the Shutdown is nearing its end. Now that his imaginary […]

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Sex-Trafficker’s Cellmate Opens Up About Trump’s Epstein Involvement!!!

Republicans have been pushing this narrative that if Donald Trump were partaking in sex crimes as Epstein’s wingman, then wouldn’t Democrats have used the Biden years to bring him to justice? As if Republicans didn’t spend four years accusing Democrats of a “Witch Hunt” for attempting to hold Trump accountable for orchestrating history’s first nationally […]

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