A recent report prepared by active and retired FBI agents characterized Kash Patel as an insecure little bitch whose overall vibe is: kids’ table tantrum. If only the thin blue line between saving the day and shitting the bed was an emotional support windbreaker in a women’s smedium. However, Keystone Kash isn’t the FBI Director […]
Read More FBI Report Claims Keystone Kash Is An Insecure Smedium!!!There you have it, folks; case closed. You can officially indict a ham sandwich. Well, that’s only if Donald Trump were an Authoritarian Vegan. Or if former FBI Director James Comey were eating a ham salad on rye at the time of his arrest. Then, Lindsey Halligan could slap it with one count of aiding […]
Read More Former FBI Director James Comey, Today, US v Ham Sandwich, Tomorrow?!?*VIDEO UPDATED JD Vance denied reports of a planned all-hands-on-deck meeting that CNN reported on earlier in the day. Before he ultimately postponed the not-so-secret event, in a lame attempt to help 2029-JD Vance pass an FBI lie detector test. Not to mention, it gave Vance the perfect opportunity to get in a fraudulent “I […]
Read More Dinner For Schmucks *NOT Postponed Until Further Notice?!?With the DOJ’s cover-up of Trump’s bromance with Sex-Trafficker-to-the-Stars Jeffery Epstein, transitioning from the Fingers-Crossed-The-Press-Doesn’t-Ask-Any-Epstein-Questions stage to the Well-Since-That-Didn’t-Work-How-Can-We-Blame-Biden stage. Elon Musk continues to act as most jealous exes do: by publicly accusing his former lover and his squad of shady sidekicks of displaying NAMBLA tendencies. After saving a comfy seat for Steve Bannon under […]
Read More Congrats MAGA, You Didn’t Dismantle A Pedophile Deep State, You Created One!!!This week, Dan Bongino and Kash Patel appeared on Fox News to discuss their new gigs heading up the FBI. But somehow, this dipshit duo turned a couple propaganda puff pieces heading into the midterms into viral campaign ads for the Democrats. Bongino looked and sounded more like he was filming a hostage video than […]
Read More The Trump Regime Is Way Out Of It’s Depth!!!It appears Donald Trump isn’t the only self-serving administration official who has been profiting off the Qatari government. Who knew Qatar was to the MAGA movement what Panamanian banks were to Pablo Escobar and the Medellin Drug Cartel in the 80s? Well, that’s unless you’ve been invited to the new and improved, no nerds (journalists) […]
Read More Meet All The Trump Regime Members With A Qatari Side Hustle!!!!Watching Pam Bondi protect her job by defending Trump’s wrongdoing at all costs at press conferences. Makes you feel the US Attorney General is an abused baby mama deflecting blame for her fresh black eye on her own clumsiness. And what’s with the constant terrified look on Kash Patel’s face ever since his successful nomination […]
Read More The Trump Administration Has Devolved Into The Island Of Misfit MAGAS!!!While Elon Musk’s D.O.G.E. Operation (Douchebags Overseeing Government Entities) has done more to harm US national security interests than Russia’s SVR, FSB, GRU, and China’s MSS Intelligence agencies have combined, over a lifetime of espionage campaigns. The soon-to-be head-MAGAT-in-charge of the FBI, Ka$h Patel, has also been linked to America’s supervillain adversaries through his financial […]
Read More Trump’s FBI Choice Accepted Payments From Russian And Chinese Propagandist Involved In US Unemployment Schemes!!!I would’ve guessed the American government being illegally overtaken by the richest man in the world would be a ratings bonanza or, at the very least, be trending on TikTok by now. Then perhaps Donald Trump might actually believe it was happening. This may be the first coup in world history where a super-majority of […]
Read More I Would’ve Thought An American Coup Would Be Televised!!!
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