Jimmy Kimmel was welcomed back last night with the most electric round of applause since the United Nations announced, “Donald Trump has left the building!”. After Kimmel was unceremoniously kicked off the ABC airwaves, for what FCC chairman and wannabe Trump family underboss, Brendan Carr, called “A business decision,” Disney can’t refuse! Before he left […]
Read More Kimmel’s Double-Bird Salute To Big Dictator Energy!!!Last week at this time, Donald Trump was busy telling anyone who could stomach being lied to again that he was not only negotiating an Iran nuclear agreement to replace the one he tore up out of perverse Obama-envy. But he also refused to say the word “erect” at his ceremonial pole raising, out of fear, […]
Read More MAGA Dumb-Dumbs Think Trump’s Nobel Peace Prize Is A Lock After Midnight Hammer Bombing Of Iran!!!Donald Trump may have given the order to bomb 3 Iranian nuclear facilities yesterday. However, this decision was inevitable after he unilaterally tore up the existing nuclear agreement in 2018. And since it gave up all US oversight of Iran’s nuclear program, he has been unsuccessfully trying to replace it ever since. Because, as everyone […]
Read More Trump’s War With Iran Began The Day He Tore Up The US/Iran Nuclear Agreement!!!First, Trump told Iran that America wasn’t plotting to kill their Supreme Leader and, in the ultimate display of mixed messages, he then announced any negotiations on his behalf would be handled by “Pudgy The Grim Reaper” JD Vance, which was not only how the Catholic Church suffered its own sudden leadership void. But the […]
Read More Trump Threatens Iran With War And The US With Another Sh*tty Phone!!!When the Israeli attack on the Iranian nuclear infrastructure began, the Trump regime distanced themselves from Israel’s airstrikes so fast you would’ve thought Benjamin Netanyahu’s name had also appeared in the Epstein files. However, within hours, Trump had not only changed his tune, faster than one of his own dirty diapers, on Israel’s military escalation. […]
Read More Trump’s Ego Baited US Into Conflict After Netanyahu Claimed He Is Iran’s “Enemy #1” Target!!!Besides The popularity of the “Jersey Shore,” the argument over “Is Jimmy Hoffa buried under Giant Stadium?” and why the entire state smells like a nonstop dumpster fire, there are many unresolved questions surrounding the not-so-great state of New Jersey. So many, in fact, that they have compiled and dedicated clickbait lists to this very […]
Read More Add Drones To The Long List Of New Jersey’s Mysteries!!!
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