Most people who start fights and heckle comics at 1 am call themselves an Uber, not a Nobel Peace Prize candidate. However, the only thing Donald Trump likes more than starting a conflict is taking undeserved credit for ending one between two countries he would rather tariff than pronounce. Leave it to Donald Trump to […]
Read More That’ll Do Pig… That’ll Do!!!I owe an apology to Marjorie Taylor Greene, considering she’s done nearly as much to protect pedophile victims as premature puberty. And yet I’ve been characterizing the Georgia Congresswoman as evil this entire time. When I’m starting to believe she’s just the last politician on Earth to figure out Trump is far more full of […]
Read More Trump And MTG Square Off In A MAGA Battle Of Wits, Completely Unarmed!!!What do an election booth and a Mar-A-Lago swimming pool have in common? Donald Trump will do everything in his power to keep them minority free. And next week’s elections will be his first dress rehearsal for turning a campaign threat into a Dictator’s promise. Because Donald Trump didn’t just steal 230 million dollars of […]
Read More Next Week Is Trump’s Election-Stealing Dress Rehearsal!!!Donald Trump is now claiming he plans to give over 230 million dollars of misappropriated taxpayer money to Charity. A former stripper turned White House ballroom designer, who knows exactly how Trump likes his balls handled. Never mind that Trump considers this payout payback for all the classified documents the FBI seized before he could […]
Read More The White House East Wing: Never Forget“NBA Players and Coaches Involved In A Mafia-Backed Gambling Ring”, now that is just the kind of clickbait that could not only earn Keystone Kash Fanduel’s largest payout in prop bet history, but also a seat at the big boy table come next month’s Cabinet meeting. Because even Kim Jong Goon enjoys when the top […]
Read More NBA Players And Coaches Indicted In A Mafia Gambling Sting: Or, As Trump Calls It, Perfect Timing!!!What do Middle East peace and fraud in the 2020 Presidential Election have in common? They’re the only figments of Donald Trump’s imagination that don’t require an XXX-rating or a non-disclosure agreement. Leave it to Trump to think he could somehow solve more than 100 years of infighting the same way he “Made America Great […]
Read More Turns Out Negotiating Peace Is A Lot Easier On Truth Social Than In The Middle East!!!*VIDEO UPDATED JD Vance denied reports of a planned all-hands-on-deck meeting that CNN reported on earlier in the day. Before he ultimately postponed the not-so-secret event, in a lame attempt to help 2029-JD Vance pass an FBI lie detector test. Not to mention, it gave Vance the perfect opportunity to get in a fraudulent “I […]
Read More Dinner For Schmucks *NOT Postponed Until Further Notice?!?It appears that while Ghislaine Maxwell plays chess, Donald Trump chews the Connect Four box open. Considering Trump fired the lead federal prosecutor on both the Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell sex trafficking cases, Maurene Comey, from the Department of Justice. For some totally legitimate reason, like she knows too much, or her FBI Director […]
Read More Is Ghislaine Maxwell’s Legal Winning Streak Payment For Her Silence?!?Something’s gone incredibly wrong if American voters are more likely to overlook rape allegations than the modern-day Catholic Church. Sure, the Conclave process may still be chock-full of religious misogyny, but then again, that’s a selling point for the republican party. I must say it’s refreshing to have an election in this day and age […]
Read More Little Known Fact About The New Pope He’s A U-S-A-Men!!!According to Senator Lisa Murkowski, life as a moderate in the MAGA-verse is much more like surviving domestic assault in an abusive relationship than enjoying unlimited access to Kid Rock and partaking in all-you-can-drink topless “My Pillow” fights. So, to anyone still claiming both political parties are equally deplorable. When Democrat Joe Manchin routinely voted […]
Read More Republicans Now Fear The Wrath Of Their Own Creation!!!
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