Meet Oz Pearlman, not to be confused with daytime television’s version of Dr Evil, more widely known as medical hack Dr. Oz. No, unlike the malpractitioner, and his daily doses of disinformation spread across network airwaves, Oz Pearlman is the real fucking deal. A former Merril Lynch employee who has been obsessed with magic and […]
Read More Meet The Guest Who Rendered Howard Stern Speechless!!!With threats of mass deportations looming over the nation, one woman has been trying her damndest to flee good ole U-S-OF-A, with less than stellar results. Svetlana Dali was once again apprehended sneaking out of the country. This time, she was pinched, making a reverse Taco Bell-style “Run for the Border.” Utilizing a well-known Canadian […]
Read More Is The Stowaway Caught Twice In Two Weeks “The Serial Stowaway’s” Doppelganger?!?I understand New York Cabbies thought ride-sharing apps decimated their ability to earn a living wage. But wait until they hear the devastating news that rats have not only been taught how to drive, but they also thoroughly enjoy doing it. Now before any of you, cocky side hustlers pimping out their rides for Uber […]
Read More Move Over Self-Driving Cars, A New Study Proves Rats Enjoy Driving!!!The only thing you see more on the news these days than drone sightings are elaborate adult runaways. The most well-known of the recent bunch of down-on-their-luck rich white people to consensually go off grid. Was the anti-establishment Ivy-League grad, Luigi Mangione. A complex 26-year-old who disappeared from family and friends long before his audition […]
Read More What’s With All The Elaborate Adult Runaways Trending?!?Each and every year, holiday parties take place across the globe. Sometimes, the fallout from these festive gatherings can permanently alter your work environment. Potential mishaps can range from an unplanned inter-office pregnancy between the formerly married CFO “Drunk Kathy” and Bruce, the new guy who clearly over-dyes his mustache, himself. To Thom in accounting, […]
Read More Even The Buckingham Palace Office Xmas Party Turned Into A Sh*tshow!!!Besides The popularity of the “Jersey Shore,” the argument over “Is Jimmy Hoffa buried under Giant Stadium?” and why the entire state smells like a nonstop dumpster fire, there are many unresolved questions surrounding the not-so-great state of New Jersey. So many, in fact, that they have compiled and dedicated clickbait lists to this very […]
Read More Add Drones To The Long List Of New Jersey’s Mysteries!!!To say I’m not a “tech junkie” is a bit of an understatement. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not, by any means, an off-the-grid type either. I have just enough gadgets and technology in my day-to-day life to appear sane and remain functional in modern American society. Yet despite the popularity of voice-activated assistance, I’ve […]
Read More How My Relationship With AI SIRI Is Already Rather Problematic!!!Growing up in the 1980s and ’90s, the movies during that era would have you believe that man-eating sharks, late-night baths with Gremlins, and Quicksand were the leading causes of death on planet Earth. Although the first two weren’t as prevalent before their big screen debuts. Quicksand has been the bain of existence for television […]
Read More How Quicksand Went From Recurring Movie Villain To Social Media Stunt!!!While watching the latest Showtime / Paramount+ series “The Agency” (An in-depth look at the inner workings of the CIA, starring an A+++ cast). Which, btw, I do highly recommend the first two episodes. But that’s burying the lead because they ran a promo for an upcoming documentary about a German rapper turned ISIS terrorist. Now that piqued my interest right […]
Read More New Doc Reveals How An FBI Translator Was Honey-D*cked By A Rapper Turned ISIS Terrorist!!!
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