Congratulations, Shitler, it took only 75 years, and the remaining respect of America’s allies for you to understand the concepts of a Greenland deal that President Truman finalized when you were 4 years old, and only circling the rock bottom of an inappropriate breastfeeding addiction. The CNN Article Quoted – https://www.cnn.com/2026/01/22/politics/us-greenland-framework-1951-deal Trump’s Greenland Deal According […]
Read More The Art Of The Concept!!!Donald Trump has become more unglued over Greenland than his aging Hand-Aid at a Russian bathhouse tickle tournament. Sending all sorts of creepy late-night texts to the Norwegian Prime Minister and then showing up at Europe’s door uninvited like he’s the 4th Reich. At this point, Trump has built a far stronger case for being […]
Read More Confused Old Man Threatens… ICELAND?!?Donald Trump reminds me a lot of Tony Soprano. Not because he manages the US government like an out-of-shape mob boss, but because he needs intensive therapy, is the poster child for insecure Dons seeking mommy’s approval, and has his own demented Junior claiming, “He never had the makings of a varsity athlete.” I swear, […]
Read More ICE Is Detaining Native Americans On Immigration Violations With Zero Reservations!!!Man, I can’t even take a week off without the entire world going to shit. Then again, with Trump in office, every time you take a whiz, it feels like you’re taking more than just your wiener into your own hands. So, in this episode of “How Can Trump Ruin Everyone’s Fucking Day?” Venezuelan President […]
Read More Maduro’s Wife: “Not Exactly The Spontaneous Caribbean Cruise I Had In Mind!”Imagine waiting for the latest iPhone release, but when you get to the front of the line and hand them all your money, some “genius” hands you a Blackberry charger and says, “Don’t call us, we’ll call you..NEXT!!” That’s essentially the bait-and-switch bullshit the Department of Justice just pulled with the files formerly known as […]
Read More Epstein Files Receive An Even Worse Review Than Trump’s Christmas Card!!!Chief of Staff Susie Wiles, pictured below with resting Paula-Dean-on-Bath-Salts’ face, went viral after being the first Trump official caught on record openly telling the truth. Spilling the MAGA tea to Vanity Fair about Trump’s ‘alcoholic personality’, Vance’s ‘Conspiracy’ Theories, and Musk’s ‘avowed ketamine use,’ and yet not one mention of Karolying Leavitt’s lips having […]
Read More Girl’s Gone Wiles!!!Donald Trump, a man who even betrayed his oath to protect and defend the Epstein Files. Held a rally at the Mount Airy Casino in the Poconos yesterday to discuss the state of the economy. A symbolic gesture, considering that if not for casinos, Trump might never have learned how to bankrupt a country. There, […]
Read More Rip Tan Stinkle Makes It Through An Entire Speech Awake, But Not Woke!!!A recent report prepared by active and retired FBI agents characterized Kash Patel as an insecure little bitch whose overall vibe is: kids’ table tantrum. If only the thin blue line between saving the day and shitting the bed was an emotional support windbreaker in a women’s smedium. However, Keystone Kash isn’t the FBI Director […]
Read More FBI Report Claims Keystone Kash Is An Insecure Smedium!!!Most people who start fights and heckle comics at 1 am call themselves an Uber, not a Nobel Peace Prize candidate. However, the only thing Donald Trump likes more than starting a conflict is taking undeserved credit for ending one between two countries he would rather tariff than pronounce. Leave it to Donald Trump to […]
Read More That’ll Do Pig… That’ll Do!!!After the House passed the release of the Epstein files in a 427-1 vote, the Senate invoked unanimous consent and quickly sent the bill over to the White House for signature. Where Trump said, “What’s unanimous consent, and if I sign this, can I invoke it retroactively?” Just kidding; Trump was going all in, with […]
Read More Trump’s Reenactment Of The Epstein Files Ends In A Happy Ending!!!
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