What Do Pete Hegseth And The Strait Of Hormuz Have In Common?…
Despite their reputation, neither one appears to be at all straight….
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Finally, Justice For Cricket!!!
Sure, Trump’s unprovoked attack against Iran has been considered widely unpopular; however, the change of scenery alone has Minnesota stress farts down 90%. Something Kristi Noem couldn’t fix, even with the perfect Pepto Bismol costume. Apparently, invading sovereign land, “America First,” was even a more detrimental decision to this nation than Stephen Miller’s parents believing […]
Read More Finally, Justice For Cricket!!!Trump To Troops: “What Would Jesus Do?”
In case you were wondering how the Trump regime plans to sell Operation Election Fury, the answer all depends on the makeup of their target audience. If you’re an Israeli, it’s about nuclear weapons. If you’re a Republican, it’s about national security. If you’re an Iranian, it’s about regime change. If you’re an American Soldier, […]
Read More Trump To Troops: “What Would Jesus Do?”Does Trump Believe A 9/11-Like Terror Attack Will Make America Great Again?!?
So now that Operation Epstein Fury is underway, and Donald Trump has killed Iran’s Ayatollah Khamenei. Something 86 years, his terminal cancer, and a wayward bowel movement could’ve easily done, but with far less collateral damage and clips of Pete Hegseth getting in his warsplaining reps. And in doing so, not only handed the Ayatollah […]
Read More Does Trump Believe A 9/11-Like Terror Attack Will Make America Great Again?!?Is Trump Bombing Iran To Cover Up An Epstein File Hack?!?
Today, Donald Trump held a “Board of Peace” gathering. Picture a collection of Skeletor-like warlords but with much thinner skin. And what, you ask, was so important to the MAGA “peace” agenda that required a murderous meeting of the mindless? The US and Israel are once again joining forces to bomb the sand out of […]
Read More Is Trump Bombing Iran To Cover Up An Epstein File Hack?!?ICE Throws Noem Under The Zamboni!!!
So it appears Kristi Noem is getting thrown under the Zamboni by ICE for fabricating details of another rogue shooting, which could easily be karmic retribution for Renee Good, Alex Pretti, or even Crickett. The puppy she personally shot and killed, after claiming the “dangerous” dog was a domestic abuser who often called her cosplay […]
Read More ICE Throws Noem Under The Zamboni!!!Brown-Nose Bondi Reveals Her True Colors Also Stink Like Sh*t!!!
Pam Bondi testified under oath in front of Congress yesterday so she could address the Epstein survivors in person, in the hopes that if she physically turned her back on them, they might finally get the hint. Seriously, leave it to the Trump administration to cover up child sex-trafficking, only to treat the Victims, not […]
Read More Brown-Nose Bondi Reveals Her True Colors Also Stink Like Sh*t!!!Trump: ‘Thank You, Un-Redaction, Without You, I Would’ve Never Gone Platinum!!!’
Last summer, when I wrote, “Trump prays he’s in the Epstein files less than Jesus is in the Bible.” I presumed I was crafting a joke, not foreshadowing a brainless fear-monger’s path like the Wizard of Oz Pearlman. However, since then, the name Donald Trump has appeared in the unredacted Epstein Files over a million […]
Read More Trump: ‘Thank You, Un-Redaction, Without You, I Would’ve Never Gone Platinum!!!’The Discombobulator-In-Chief!!!
Donald Trump can’t stop bragging about a new military weapon he named, “The Discombobulator.” Although, can you really trust Trump’s reviews of its capabilities? Considering he once nicknamed himself “The Fastest Man Alive” after convincing Melania that premature ejaculation was a superpower. However, even when it comes to classified information, Trump can’t help but leak […]
Read More The Discombobulator-In-Chief!!!Gabbard Blames Shadow For Groundhog Day Whistleblower Cover-Up!!!
So, yesterday was Groundhog Day, the only day of the year when the biggest shadow in weather forecasting isn’t Al Roker’s. That honor goes to Punxsutawney Phil. The groundhog ICE chased back into a hole after mistaking its shadow for a minority, which not only means 6 more weeks of winter, but that FBI’s Most […]
Read More Gabbard Blames Shadow For Groundhog Day Whistleblower Cover-Up!!!
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