Tag: The Meidas Touch Network
Former Director Of National Counterterrorism Somehow Refrains From Turning Resignation Tweet Anti-Semitic!!!
Another day, another abrupt desertion from the rapidly sinking Trumptanic. After the Director of National Counterterrorism, Joe Kent, bailed on his Conman-in-Chief, Donald Trump. Posting to X that he will be leaving his position, effective immediately. Which is about as courageous as emailing your resignation letter to Elon Musk, so HE can secretly drop it […]
Read More Former Director Of National Counterterrorism Somehow Refrains From Turning Resignation Tweet Anti-Semitic!!!FBI Found Trump’s 13 Year-Old Alleged Rape Victim Credible, But Then Again, Biden WAS Old!!!
If I hear one more talking head preface a story about the Epstein files by saying “To date, there are no credible allegations of wrongdoing by President Trump,” I will go on a dick-snappping spree that’ll make Peyronie’s Disease the leading cause of the new Fleshlight competitor, the Boomer-Wang. If given 10 terms, Nixon couldn’t […]
Read More FBI Found Trump’s 13 Year-Old Alleged Rape Victim Credible, But Then Again, Biden WAS Old!!!Trump To Troops: “What Would Jesus Do?”
In case you were wondering how the Trump regime plans to sell Operation Election Fury, the answer all depends on the makeup of their target audience. If you’re an Israeli, it’s about nuclear weapons. If you’re a Republican, it’s about national security. If you’re an Iranian, it’s about regime change. If you’re an American Soldier, […]
Read More Trump To Troops: “What Would Jesus Do?”Does Trump Believe A 9/11-Like Terror Attack Will Make America Great Again?!?
So now that Operation Epstein Fury is underway, and Donald Trump has killed Iran’s Ayatollah Khamenei. Something 86 years, his terminal cancer, and a wayward bowel movement could’ve easily done, but with far less collateral damage and clips of Pete Hegseth getting in his warsplaining reps. And in doing so, not only handed the Ayatollah […]
Read More Does Trump Believe A 9/11-Like Terror Attack Will Make America Great Again?!?Is Trump Bombing Iran To Cover Up An Epstein File Hack?!?
Today, Donald Trump held a “Board of Peace” gathering. Picture a collection of Skeletor-like warlords but with much thinner skin. And what, you ask, was so important to the MAGA “peace” agenda that required a murderous meeting of the mindless? The US and Israel are once again joining forces to bomb the sand out of […]
Read More Is Trump Bombing Iran To Cover Up An Epstein File Hack?!?Why Does No One Mention Monica Seles Lived At Mar-A-Largo With Trump, At 17?!?
When it comes to Tookie Trump, The Meidas Touch Network is always first with the receipts. Who needs the DOJ, when you can have an all-access pass to the Epstein Files for the price of a YouTube subscription? But seriously, how is this the first I am hearing about Monica Seles living at Mar-A-Lago with […]
Read More Why Does No One Mention Monica Seles Lived At Mar-A-Largo With Trump, At 17?!?ICE Throws Noem Under The Zamboni!!!
So it appears Kristi Noem is getting thrown under the Zamboni by ICE for fabricating details of another rogue shooting, which could easily be karmic retribution for Renee Good, Alex Pretti, or even Crickett. The puppy she personally shot and killed, after claiming the “dangerous” dog was a domestic abuser who often called her cosplay […]
Read More ICE Throws Noem Under The Zamboni!!!Brown-Nose Bondi Reveals Her True Colors Also Stink Like Sh*t!!!
Pam Bondi testified under oath in front of Congress yesterday so she could address the Epstein survivors in person, in the hopes that if she physically turned her back on them, they might finally get the hint. Seriously, leave it to the Trump administration to cover up child sex-trafficking, only to treat the Victims, not […]
Read More Brown-Nose Bondi Reveals Her True Colors Also Stink Like Sh*t!!!Trump: ‘Thank You, Un-Redaction, Without You, I Would’ve Never Gone Platinum!!!’
Last summer, when I wrote, “Trump prays he’s in the Epstein files less than Jesus is in the Bible.” I presumed I was crafting a joke, not foreshadowing a brainless fear-monger’s path like the Wizard of Oz Pearlman. However, since then, the name Donald Trump has appeared in the unredacted Epstein Files over a million […]
Read More Trump: ‘Thank You, Un-Redaction, Without You, I Would’ve Never Gone Platinum!!!’