Does Trump Believe A 9/11-Like Terror Attack Will Make America Great Again?!?

So now that Operation Epstein Fury is underway, and Donald Trump has killed Iran’s Ayatollah Khamenei. Something 86 years, his terminal cancer, and a wayward bowel movement could’ve easily done, but with far less collateral damage and clips of Pete Hegseth getting in his warsplaining reps. And in doing so, not only handed the Ayatollah […]

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Trouble In Parad-ICE?!?

Trump’s immigration enforcement has clearly hit an ICE-berg and is rapidly taking on more water than his lower limbs. But instead of going down with the ship, Trump’s band of MAGA misfits has turned on one another faster than the Gallagher Brothers in an Oasis Crime Family. However, Kristi Noem hand-picked Greg Bovino, which, in […]

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We’re Being Lied To, We’re Being Murdered…Our Pets Heads Are Falling Off!!!

Donald Trump, a man who wants to protect Americans from immigrants so much that he’s willing to kill every last citizen just to prove it. Renee Good and Alex Pretti weren’t collateral damage; they were fascism’s strategic write-offs. Pretti WAS however, brandishing a weapon to interfere with an ICE operation. But that operation wasn’t to […]

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Trump To Pay Himself $230 Million In Taxpayer Money To Fund His Obsession With Balls!!!

Donald Trump plans to award himself $230 million to remind the public that if anyone deserves to pay a price for January 6th, it’s the American Taxpayer. After all, prior to the 2020 Presidential election, Trump specifically warned voters not to elect Biden. So, instead, Trump sent a moron militia to hang Mike Pence in […]

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Turns Out Negotiating Peace Is A Lot Easier On Truth Social Than In The Middle East!!!

What do Middle East peace and fraud in the 2020 Presidential Election have in common? They’re the only figments of Donald Trump’s imagination that don’t require an XXX-rating or a non-disclosure agreement. Leave it to Trump to think he could somehow solve more than 100 years of infighting the same way he “Made America Great […]

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Epstein’s 50th Birthday Book Reads More Like An Uppity Pedophile’s Manifesto!!!

Fresh off Pete Hegseth’s battle rap loss against decency and douche chills at Trump’s renaming of the “Department of War,” the worst Department of Defense rebranding since the Pentagon tried bangs. House Democrats, the Epstein estate, a retiring Republican, and whatever the fuck Marjorie Taylor Greene is considered post-hard-boil, just released the infamous 50th birthday […]

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