Donald Trump plans to roll out a new $5 million variation of a green card called the Trump Gold Card. From the sound of this scheme, it is the white privilege EZPass circumvention of the US immigration system. The days of an empathic and welcoming Statue of Liberty preaching, “Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free” are long gone. Soon to be replaced with a golden Trump Dummy dripping with authoritarian entitlement while demanding, “Your rich, your white, your orthodoxical oligarchs yearning to be mean!” Sitting at the forefront of the Manhattan skyline like MAGA’s gaudy hood ornament.



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Meanwhile, if only Marjorie Taylor Green had been leading by example when she said federal workers “Do not deserve their paychecks.” Then perhaps I would agree with the hard-boiled edition of the deep-fried Howard Stern Whack-Packer Tan Mom. Because if anyone has proven themselves undeserving of their government salary, it’s MTG by a wide margin. When it comes to return on investment. The Georgia Congresswoman’s value to her constituents has performed closer to Enron stock than Bitcoin.




The cherry-picked statistic 70%+ of Americans favor DOGE-Bags managing the federal workforce like Thomas Jefferson overseeing his plantation Monticello is brought to you by the far-right agenda of the Harvard Caps/Harris poll. So it should come as no surprise the factual number is closer to 26% than 76%. That opinion poll is mooching so hard off the Harvard name that it’s known as the Don Jr of the Harvard family. So the Harvard Crimson article calling the Harvard/Harris polling organization “flawed, right-wing, and inaccurate” is the equivalent of describing your step-brother’s inappropriate Facebook page in the family newsletter Christmas edition as a “Qanan-Miscarriage.”








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Today’s Palate Cleanser is Trump appearing cognitively, declined at his Cabinet meeting. Here, he’s describing himself in the third person as “This Country.” There were a bunch of sad sacks dressed in blue in attendance, getting nothing accomplished under intense pressure. Making it hard to tell if this was an actual Cabinet Meeting or a Blue Balls competition. Perhaps Trump could break out his legendary double-hand-release technique, often compared to a baby’s grip palming double dice, to relieve some of the room’s built-up tension.

