If you genuinely believed Trump’s DOGE-Bags were created to lower the deficit, then I have some good and bad news for you. The bad news is you’ve been consuming so much right-wing propaganda over the years that for the first time in your life, you have a sincere opinion about women’s sports. The good news is that I have an incredible investment opportunity for you. It’s a state-of-the-art cryptocurrency that you can get into on the ground floor. And with just $10k worth of Fuddruckers gift cards, you too can become an overnight millionaire. If that scam sounds familiar, I did receive the inspiration from Trump’s white privilege EZPass of immigration, AKA the “Trump Gold Card.” An irrational money-making scheme for the United States to court the few remaining non-American millionaires for citizenship. What better way to raise American tax revenues than to invite 10 million people into this country who are so filthy rich they’ll never pay taxes.
For More On The Fortune Article Quoted Click On The Link Below https://finance.yahoo.com/news/government-deficit-rose-4-trump-150913696.html
Meanwhile, even Trump’s support among Howard Stern Whack Packers is rapidly deteriorating. A unique blend of radio characters suffering from varying severities of stupidity and make up a significant portion of Cameo’s flat-earther bargain collection. Just yesterday, Tan Mom, considered the Rosa Parks of the blackface movement, announced she now regrets voting for Trump. Although she struggled to formulate a rational motive for her MAGA exodus, receiving a barrage of so-called “Elon Musk” dick pics in her Twitter DMs certainly didn’t help fascism’s cause. However, if the GOP is losing its GI Joe Kung-Fu-grip on the under-80 crowd (IQ, not age), it spells doom for the future Republican agenda.
For More On The Daily Beast Article Quoted Click On The Link Below https://www.thedailybeast.com/gop-rep-chuck-edwards-mercilessly-taunted-in-another-wild-town-hall-clash/
In Today’s Palate Cleanser, JD Vance suffered a more emotionally traumatic trip to the theatre than Abraham Lincoln. At least John Wilkes Booth spared the President from public humiliation by expressing his disapproval behind Lincoln’s back.
Bonus Round Question = What is pictured below?
A- Tan Mom being interviewed on a brown couch between two men
B- JD Vance’s dream girl/couch combo
C- All of the above
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