The Trump Administration Has Devolved Into The Island Of Misfit MAGAS!!!

Watching Pam Bondi protect her job by defending Trump’s wrongdoing at all costs at press conferences. Makes you feel the US Attorney General is an abused baby mama deflecting blame for her fresh black eye on her own clumsiness. And what’s with the constant terrified look on Kash Patel’s face ever since his successful nomination as Director of the FBI? Whether he’s testifying before Congress or ordering a Starbucks mochaccino, he appears possessed by a demon suffering a debilitating panic attack. Yet, he and all of the rest of these unqualified Anti-Christ Superstars have been thrust into positions well above what their intellect and capabilities allow for. I mean, texting war plans is the ultimate example of this incompetence. There’s an entire room dedicated to this identical situation called The Situation Room. Who knew to avoid confusion, MAGA needed to rename it to The Share-National-Secrets-Like-Unsolicited-Dick-Pics-In-Here-Douchebags Room.

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Elon Musk took to a Wisconsin stage dressed in a cheesehead. And although the get-up made him look a lot more like Sponge Bob Fancy Pants than a Packers fan. It did prove that despite genuinely hating minorities, he is still lactose-tolerant. Musk was also caught lying on stage when he claimed he was heckled by Democrats being paid by George Soros. Because if Elon was also paying people in attendance to vote Republican, can he honestly consider it heckling when it was clearly a negotiation tactic? 

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In Today’s Palate Cleanser, we learn the good folks over at The Meidas Touch Network have expanded their pro-democracy movement into Medicine. And not a minute too soon, since RFK jr, the Health and Human Services Secretary, is considered the Alex Jones of Medical misinformation.