
Insider trading’s only considered a victimless crime when you’re the Wolf of Wall Street, not a whack-job in the West Wing. And please spare me all your “But the Pelosis are profiteering” whataboutism tears. Sure, I will gladly hydrate myself all day long with them. However, manufacturing a worldwide economic collapse for personal gain and your run-of-the-mill shady dealings both sides have dabbled in for generations don’t equate. It requires a toxic amount of MAGA logic to argue that since both Oprah and Jeffrey Dahmer cheated on their diet, cannibalism and Ozempic usage are essentially the same thing.




For More On The Guardian Article Quoted https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/apr/10/donald-trump-ignites-insider-trading-accusations-after-global-tariffs-u-turn


How can MAGA claim Trump’s sudden 180 on tariffs was a brilliant negotiation tactic after spending weeks convincing themselves that nonsensical tariffs were a gift from the gods? It’s hard to tell whether Republicans are more upset about looking incompetent or failing to cash in on the stock market after Trump’s 90-day tariff pause. Either way, the people most confused by the tariff endgame are still Trump, his economic guru Peter Navarro, and their imaginary alter egos Ron Vara and John Barron.






For More On The Axios Article Quoted https://www.axios.com/2025/04/09/trump-tariff-pause-house-republicans-reaction
