RFK Jr Testified Under Oath To Congress That He’s Completely Full Of Sh*t!!!

RFK JR, the unfortunate fallout of the Kennedy family now being gun-shy about lobotomies, testified under oath to Congress, “I don’t think people should be taking medical advice from me.” Quite a shocking revelation for a man whose existence revolves entirely around spreading unsolicited medical disinformation like a defective Dr. Know-It-All. Well then, what’s next? Hawk Tuah announces to her Talk Tuah podcast fan that, despite her reputation, her EX calls her Rugburn because her hand-release technique is so dry that after giving a Dutch rudder, her bedroom fills with a Papal reveal amount of white smoke.

The USA Today Article Quoted – https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2025/05/14/robert-f-kennedy-jr-vaccine-question-congressional-hearing/83624022007/

The reason Trump is suddenly infatuated with the Arabian Gulf region is that, in any place where it is 120 degrees at night, on the public’s priority list, corruption takes a backseat to everything, including breathing. So, while RFK Jr was openly waving the white flag to his triumphant brain worm, Trump was touring the Middle East, shopping bids on his kids’ souls since Donald traded his to Putin already for a Bigmac, interference in the 2016 election, and a golden shower from a Siberian 6.

The AP Article Quoted – https://apnews.com/article/trump-business-interests-family-middle-east-cryptocurrency-cbb7d2354304ce0308800819944cf3f8

Today’s Palate Cleanser is a check-in on the ongoing Belichick relationship drama. I have believed for a while now that this entire Belichick saga has been a brilliant publicity stunt by the Coach to sell his new book. Because if the only other explanation is that young pussy is so powerful, it turns a genius mastermind into a drool-puddle reminder of his former self. I don’t know if that makes me more likely to date older women exclusively or apply for a part-time management gig at Forever 21. Seriously though, Jordan, 3rd place in the Miss Maine contest? Last time I checked, the whole point of a beauty pageant is to look beautiful, so in the words of Coach Belichick himself, “Do Your Job!” I hate to bring up exes at a time like this, but I guarantee Brady would’ve brought the title home for Bill.