It appears Donald Trump isn’t the only self-serving administration official who has been profiting off the Qatari government. Who knew Qatar was to the MAGA movement what Panamanian banks were to Pablo Escobar and the Medellin Drug Cartel in the 80s? Well, that’s unless you’ve been invited to the new and improved, no nerds (journalists) and fat chicks allowed, Trump cabinet Signal group chat titled “FREE MONEY🇶🇦🤑,” then of course, you knew. Call me naive, but currying favor with a foreign government that openly negotiates with Hamas Terrorists is a new low, even for Qatar.
The Haaretz Article Quoted – https://www.haaretz.com/us-news/2025-05-14/ty-article/.premium/washingtons-qatargate-how-doha-gets-away-with-funding-hamas-and-trumps-air-force-one/00000196-cf3e-db37-addf-ef7e73fd0000
MAGA is losing their collective minds over a harmless James Comey post criticizing Donald Trump. But as far as faux-outrage goes, the triggered Trump-toadies claiming that 8647 written in the sand is somehow now the meme equivalent of a presidential assassination attempt is borderline hilarious. However, last time I checked, communicating in seashells, although a classic Facebook like thirst trap, is reserved for marriage proposals, inspirational quotes, cries for help, failed attempts at humor, and romantic anal propositions. Let’s just pray for the sake of the Union that this type of liberal political violence doesn’t escalate into an all out strongly worded message in a bottle. But then again, an ambiguous death threat shared among friends and family on social media is precisely how most Presidential assassins got their start. Everyone knows after serving as FBI Director, it’s a natural progression. Meanwhile, if “86’d” is now strictly considered a kill-shot forewarning, Homeland Security has much bigger problems than just Comey. Right now, in restaurants all across this country, subpar inventory management has fry cooks conspiring to murder potato skins and jalapeño poppers. And, according to Kash “N-Checks” Patel, “fry cook” is “woke”-speak for immigrant. So, Kristi Noem better dust off her Hooter’s uniform for her next undercover cosplay assignment.
The BBC Article Quoted – https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c70nqk9rlxpo
In Today’s Palate Cleanser, we are given a masterclass on the intricacies of the Trump Weave. No, not the disturbing process of Don Jr kidnapping and shooting a lion cub in an African Reserve, then after scalping it, flying it back to the US on Jefferey Epstein’s plane and stapling the pelt to his father’s hard-boiled head. No, this Trump Weave is essentially the term given to an unhinged, meandering dementia patient so their loved ones can avoid having an uncomfortable conversation with them.
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