
Cosplay ICE Barbie Kristi Noem took time out of her busy schedule of wasting taxpayer’s money checking firefighter, rodeo clown, and….concentration camp motivational stripper(?) off her Make-A-Wish bucket list tour. So she could testify before Congress about her thoughts on habeas corpus, which, up until last week, she thought was the type of bush her landscaper planted before his deportation. That, not so coincidentally, put Noem over the top for her monthly quota. Perhaps her next performance should be a more practical assignment, like going undercover as a Night School Student in Intro to Constitutional Law and still only earning a D+ after cheating on the final.

















Kristi Noem wasn’t the only member of the Trump Regime getting publicly pantsed on CSPAN by Democrats. Here we have a clip of Marco Rubio receiving the “I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed” motherly bitch slap from Senator Rosen. Which apparently hit Rubio like a swift kick to the nuts because that involuntary groan you hear is the exact moment Little Marco’s pride leaked out of his soul. But, as we all know, each time a MAGAT loses self-esteem, “an Angel gets their wings.” And is then immediately kidnapped and deported by ICE to an El Salvadorian prison for suspected ties to MS13.




The Axios Article Quoted – https://www.axios.com/2025/05/20/rubio-dems-regret-confirmation
