Tantrum On ICE

Normally, when a white woman gets racially profiled, she is accidentally handed a pumpkin spice latte at Starbucks. However, not for Tan Mom. She was apprehended by ICE Agents because her complexion resembles the dark side of the moon, in both shade and texture. That was until Trump’s Gestapo realized she was just a MAGA-Karen […]

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ICE Is Detaining Native Americans On Immigration Violations With Zero Reservations!!!

Donald Trump reminds me a lot of Tony Soprano. Not because he manages the US government like an out-of-shape mob boss, but because he needs intensive therapy, is the poster child for insecure Dons seeking mommy’s approval, and has his own demented Junior claiming, “He never had the makings of a varsity athlete.” I swear, […]

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Girl’s Gone Wiles!!!

Chief of Staff Susie Wiles, pictured below with resting Paula-Dean-on-Bath-Salts’ face, went viral after being the first Trump official caught on record openly telling the truth. Spilling the MAGA tea to Vanity Fair about Trump’s ‘alcoholic personality’, Vance’s ‘Conspiracy’ Theories, and Musk’s ‘avowed ketamine use,’ and yet not one mention of Karolying Leavitt’s lips having […]

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Donald Trump Plans To Kill As Many People As It Takes To Reach Peace!!!

Donald Trump is so laser-focused on receiving a Nobel Prize that he’s willing to kill everyone who stands between him and peace. Much like DC Comics’ antihero PeaceMaker, except Trump is much fatter, dumber, and instead of PeaceMaker’s cool helmet and bald eagle sidekick, PeaceMAGA wears a dirty diaper and has a bald asshole named […]

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Perhaps Cosplay Kristi Should Impersonate A Night School Civics Student Next!!!

Cosplay ICE Barbie Kristi Noem took time out of her busy schedule of wasting taxpayer’s money checking firefighter, rodeo clown, and….concentration camp motivational stripper(?) off her Make-A-Wish bucket list tour. So she could testify before Congress about her thoughts on habeas corpus, which, up until last week, she thought was the type of bush her […]

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