
Donald Trump woke up on Memorial Day how he often does, on the wrong side of a Melania-less bed, screaming Joe Biden’s name. He then immediately took to Truth Social to shit on his predecessor so much that if it wasn’t for Trump’s full diaper, you would believe his IBS diagnosis stood for Irritable Biden Syndrome instead. Meanwhile, former President Biden is currently in a fight for his life against late-staged prostate cancer, so Trump’s “Single White Female”-like obsession with Joe Cool is about as helpful to his cancer recovery as total hair loss or being repeatedly stabbed in the back by Jake Tapper.





The Daily Beast Article Quoted – https://www.yahoo.com/news/trump-kicks-off-memorial-day-120715494.html
After posting, deleting, and then reposting his rambling, roid-rage rant, Dementia Don TACO spent the majority of his Memorial Day speech convincing himself America’s true fallen hero is his approval rating. Trump also meandered his way through what appeared to be the weave remix of Dr. Dre’s “Housewife,” warning the West Point Class of 2025 about the dangers of making “a hoe a housewife.” Afterward, Trump abruptly left the graduates without first shaking any hands (as President Biden always would) because no one in attendance was wearing MAGA merch. And according to Trump policy, Presidential handshakes are reserved for January 6th hostages and customers only, not some well-behaved collection of “suckers and losers.” Plus, he wasn’t about to waste any more time playing grab ass with military members and risk being late for vital “Russia/China business,” AKA Trump’s codename for a tee time. But to keep the White House press corp from Buzz Killington a perfectly meaningless round of golf, Trump threw them a Russian scapegoat to feast upon instead.




The Reuters Article Quoted – https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/trump-says-putin-has-gone-absolutely-crazy-considering-more-sanctions-russia-2025-05-26/
