
This week, Dan Bongino and Kash Patel appeared on Fox News to discuss their new gigs heading up the FBI. But somehow, this dipshit duo turned a couple propaganda puff pieces heading into the midterms into viral campaign ads for the Democrats. Bongino looked and sounded more like he was filming a hostage video than an interview, in the hopes his family would someday see the footage and learn that although he was still very much alive, he was clearly unwell and in need of immediate assistance. Who knew that getting paid millions to spread bullshit rumors about the FBI online is not only far less stressful than working there full-time, but the drive to work alone could debilitate a wannabe tough guy with severe bouts of PTSD? Then, there was Kash Patel coming up short during his appearance. What better way to strike fear in the hearts of terrorists everywhere than by the FBI Director sitting impatiently in a high chair, swinging his legs like an adorable toddler refusing to eat until Brett Baier cuts all the crust off his bologna sandwich. In response to Patel’s mini performance, WH Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt said, “President Trump takes America’s National Security very seriously, so until his next scheduled playdate with his Fox and Friends, the FBI Director will be hereby grounded.”




The Independent Article Quoted – https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/us-politics/dan-bongino-fox-news-fbi-complaints-kash-patel-height-b2760308.html

Meanwhile, RFK Jr, the sole reason the Kennedy compound has the alarm codes and locks changed biweekly, has named himself the official arbiter of American Science less than a week after testifying under oath to Congress that his “opinions about vaccines are irrelevant” and that nobody should “take medical advice” from him. Statements Kennedy clearly made under duress after taking what he thought was advice from his lawyer, but instead turned out to be his brainworm’s dire warning to Congress. So, then, after Trump was called a chicken for his tariff policies, Anti-Vax Jr thought the best way to protect President TACO was to cancel federal funding for the Bird Flu vaccine. And, although anyone with an ounce of functional shame would have let sleeping dogs lie, or in the RFK Jr case of the dead black bear carcass, rot in peace. Not throw it in the back seat of his car, grab an 8-Ball, and head to Central Park to reenact a “Cocaine Bear”/”Weekend At Bernie’s” double feature. Yet, somehow, he saw this as the perfect opportunity to release the “Make America Healthy Again”(MAHA) Report. Which, by all scientific accounts, is nothing more than a source-less dumpster fire/practical joke played on the Secretary of Health and Human Services by a cheeky ChatGPT AI.





The New Republic Article Quoted –https://newrepublic.com/post/195843/surprise-new-maha-report-full-junk-science-fake-studies


