Move Over Joni Ernst, MAGA Mace, And Her Burner Bots Want All The Clicks!!!

Just when you thought Joni Ernst was zeroing in on the title of Congressperson most likely to manufacture sympathy by having their own mother’s house swatted. Nancy Mace, gerrymanderings’ posterchild, and the reason 95% of her ex-boyfriends currently have legal representation. Used her so-called tech savvy to create an infinite burner bot army to storm social media like it’s the Capital to defend her honor against what was most likely just a North Korean 3rd grader’s much funnier counter-bot. However, her base must be thrilled at the way a straight, white, Republican Congresswoman seamlessly managed all those fake personas simultaneously, or as MAGA calls it, just one tiny penis away from perfecting George Santos. Now, if only Mace gave her constituents half the effort she puts into internet gaslighting and demanding to speak to the manager after “Don’t you know who I am?” inevitably fails again. Who knows, she just might be worthy of all the suppressed black votes in her district.

The Wired Article Quoted – https://archive.ph/UBRaE

In Today’s Palate Cleanser, we check in on Jimmy Kimmel Live’s latest installment of Unnecessary Censorship. Not to worry though, this type of censorship is hilarious, unlike banning books because Christian Nationalists feel a bit too triggered if little Susie prefers to play third base on the High School softball team and go to the prom with her “friend” Kate, rather than cheerlead and become the latest unwilling conquest of Billy, the football captain, who lists vaping clouds and hazing freshmen on his TikTok burner profile as “some of my dopest passions.”