Pam Bondi, Florida’s biggest regret and the source of Freddy Krueger’s nightmare-fueled Ambien addiction, not only announced Kilmar Abrego Garcia’s sudden return but convinced a grand jury carpooling is now a federal crime. However, like her roots, Pam Blondi’s press conferences are a hot mess. Obnoxiously lying like a Mar-A-Largo Persian rug with more tells than a coked-out Pinocchio’s nose boner. But much like a Rolex, her tics are the telltale sign that she’s a phony. Each fabrication out of her mouth is accompanied by a Trump-eclipse-viewing amount of blinks that scream “B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T” on a loop in Morse code. But even in the Trump Regime, the job of the Attorney General isn’t to lie flawlessly; it’s to keep Twitter and the Trump ego well-fed.
You know a prosecutor has an air-tight case when he would much sooner file an unemployment claim than an indictment. Ben Schrader must prefer working an investigation the old-fashioned way, from crime committed to a suspect named, not the Trump way, a suspect committed to a crime named. And despite Pam Bodi stating the chronology of a criminal case really doesn’t matter, her actual boss says it does. And to clarify for anyone in the cheap seats, that means the Constitution, not Trump, Jesus, or whoever else Mel Gibson claims enjoys his antisemitism.
The Guardian Article Quoted – https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/live/2025/jun/06/donald-trump-elon-musk-feud-steve-bannon-jeffery-epstein-us-politics-live-news-updates?filterKeyEvents=false
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