
Not only will illegally thrusting the tip of the US Military spear into Los Angeles cost taxpayers a whopping $134 million, it will be one of the most inappropriate misuses of the American armed forces in history. Or, as Trump calls it, a sneak preview of “THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVA!!!” Only Trump could order the most lethal fighting force ever assembled to sing Happy Birthday and then open fire on his Cobra Commander cake after mistaking trick candles for 79 assassination attempts. And even that would still be in a toss-up battle for the most embarrassing command Marines got this week. However, unlike most other children’s birthday parties, water balloon fights and pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey mishaps are considered acts of terrorism. In the meantime, even if World War III suddenly breaks out, Americans can rest assured that our troops will be in the perfect mindset to defend against all enemies, domestic or foreign, as long as they are packing Super Soakers and a student visa.



The Guardian Article Quoted – https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/jun/10/trump-national-guard-los-angeles-protests

Trump seems almost gleeful since he gutted FEMA because, to him, it’s more embarrassing to spend federal dollars to rebuild Los Angeles than $134 million to burn the rest of it down himself. Makes sense, considering after his 2020 election loss, Trump vowed never to be defeated again. So, as the entire world was rooting for LA to survive a horrific natural disaster, Trump was not only betting against them, he was cheering for the wildfire. And although it shouldn’t surprise anyone, coming from a guy who believes John Wilkes Booth’s only mistake was not clipping Lincoln before the Emancipation Proclamation. I was under the impression that ever since the Civil War ended, fascists considered State rights sacred, like the Bible, white power, or a woman’s right to choose as long as her State rep signed her permission slip. But apparently, Trump handles State rights as he does a woman’s consent. Even if you willingly get into bed with him on a particular issue, the only thing worse than lying to your friends and family about it is the debilitating shame and regret you feel afterward. Then again, even if you deny his wishes from the jump, there’s still a 50-50 chance your ass; is getting raw-dogged anyways.





The Guardian Article Quoted – https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/jun/09/california-lawsuit-national-guard-trump
