It’s been a tough week for the Trump Regime; not only did they learn Iran’s Supreme Leader appears more popular among the MAGA-first crowd than their own guy. But when the President was told his poll numbers were dangerously low, instead of taking the Iran crisis more seriously, Trump said, “Problem solved, I’ve got a pole guy!” And, although White House staff was dumbfounded when two enormous poles arrived unannounced, they were far more relieved to learn it was $100,000 worth of flag, not stripper poles. Just then, I imagine, Press Secretary and soulless twat Karoline Leavitt spontaneously queefed her jorts at the mere thought of flying a 100-foot Confederate Flag and spinning it as Trump’s tribute to former slave owners, the real victims of Juneteenth. On the other hand, bragging about raising your “magnificent pole” may be a painful reminder Trump hasn’t touched his own wife in so long: forget about getting an erection; at this point, it’s considered a win if Trump can pronounce “erection.”
The Independent Article Quoted – https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-new-flagpoles-middle-east-b2772338.html
Hegna Pete Hegseth shit the bed during a Defense hearing on Capitol Hill yesterday. He was not only exposed as a smug, gutless, no-nothing but, with a straight face, described the bible as fact-checking kryptonite. And since Trump doesn’t make an audio bible risked a perjury charge on the word of Truth Social’s @MAGA-FARTBOX69. Democrats outsmarted this DOD Dipshit at every turn. And yet, when he asked himself for comment on his performance in the bathroom mirror, he replied, “FUCKING NAILED IT!” When in reality, the only way Hegseth’s congressional testimony could’ve gone any worse is if Democrat Ellisa Slotkin proved the Secretary of Defense is indeed a sackless Ken Doll by pantsing him live on CSPAN.
The New Republic Article Quoted – https://newrepublic.com/article/196992/transcript-maga-dope-pete-hegseth-implodes-hearing-exposing-trump
In Today’s Palate Cleanser, we learn the power of hypnosis, Howard Stern Show’s Sal Governale’s worst nightmare, and what it sounds like when Pete Hegseth goes to the bathroom.
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