Last week at this time, Donald Trump was busy telling anyone who could stomach being lied to again that he was not only negotiating an Iran nuclear agreement to replace the one he tore up out of perverse Obama-envy. But he also refused to say the word “erect” at his ceremonial pole raising, out of fear, after all the crimes he’s committed, a throwaway dick joke would be America’s final straw. Yet, Trump is now giving off his signature overconfident Grab-em-by-the-pussy vibes after bypassing his own peace talks to drop bunker busters on Iran and F-Bombs on the media. In the latest episode of “What a Difference a Week in Trump Years Make.” So, despite Trump stating Iran’s nuclear program has been “completely obliterated,” you should still hold off on remodeling your Tel Aviv atomic bunker into a drop-top open-air mancave. Considering Trump intelligence, unlike actual sourced intelligence, is an oxymoron, like jumbo shrimp or American Democracy.
The NBC News Article Quoted – https://www.nbcnews.com/world/middle-east/trump-claims-obliteration-iran-nuclear-sites-missing-uranium-rcna214439
MAGA has been transitioning away from their America-First beliefs so fast that I’m surprised they haven’t already banned themselves from competitive Women’s sports. However, before doing so, they should think about trying out for the 2028 LA Summer Olympics because it requires a jaw-dropping Simone Biles-level of mental gymnastics to believe bombing Iran is Nobel Peace Prize-worthy. Then again, if MAGA’s opinion of Trump, deserving a Peace Prize, is anything like all the prior short-sighted Nobel nominations for him, it will be changed long before Donald blurts out the non-nuclear n-word during his latest IRAN atomic agreement, Obama rant.
In Today’s Palate Cleanser, we learn why Mom keeps texting you links with the caption, “OMG, did you see this?” To something obviously created by a pervert AI that she’s already told everyone on Facebook is real.
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