Congratulations, Donald Trump; thanks to you, the 4th of July can now be associated with a net loss of US independence from tyrannical twats. Considering ten years from now, people won’t be getting blackout drunk at 4th of July parties to celebrate Independence Day but to forget how Trump’s Billionaire Blowjob Bill killed more innocent Americans than 9/11 and Pearl Harbor combined. And for any Trump voter who believed he wouldn’t touch their Medicare and Social Security, E Jean Carroll is a reminder that saying, “Don’t Touch!” to Trump is the equivalent of asking Jaws to leave, the chum-covered teen carrying a baby seal, alone and expecting the great white to standby his pinky-less promise.
The AZ Central Article Quoted – https://www.azcentral.com/story/entertainment/media/2025/07/03/big-beautiful-bill-news/84455321007/
So, how did Trump decide to celebrate his legislative win? By proclaiming he hates more than half the American population and using some good old-fashioned antisemitism. Imagine if, when Larry Bird won the NBA Title in 1985, he devoted his championship parade speech to bitching about women and then randomly referred to his back pain as the n-word. I swear, anyone who wanted this bill to pass Congress is the type of sociopath who, during the opening of The Wizard of Oz, not only roots for the tornado. But when the picture turns to color as Dorothy first sees the wonderful world of Oz, they openly boo. However, much like Dorothy, all of Trump’s followers are also cowardly, heartless, dumb fucks. Sure, “Make America Great Again” is a catchy slogan, but I believe “If I Only Had A Brain” is far more on brand for Trump.
The Daily Beast Article Quoted – https://www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trump-pleads-ignorance-after-using-antisemitic-slur-at-his-rally/
In Today’s Palate Cleanser, we learn another reason America should’ve demanded a prenup before Trump’s inauguration.
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