It turns out that when young girls were being swept away from camp cots by deadly Texas flood waters, FEMA search and rescue teams were forced to sit on their thumbs for 72 hours waiting for Cosplay Kristi Noem to sign off on their deployment. However, it turns out she was far too busy asking her Instagram followers to choose which portrait made Cowgirl Kristi appear, at least, as fuckable, as the horse she rode in on. Talk about peak Trump Regime; no wonder it took 72 hours for FEMA to arrive when the dipshit tasked with the lifesaving decision can’t even pick out her own favorite Rancher erotica without consulting her online fan polling results. BTW, if streamlining government bureaucracy is your goal, then having the Secretary of Homeland Security single-handedly sign off on every $100,000 FEMA spends is not a solution. And until she tracks down her scuba gear in the attic, she’s a full-blown Bureaucratic Bitch Barbie roadblock. I mean, sure, she could also cut off her arms to lighten her overall body weight, but when the goal all along is to do more push-ups, then fingers-crossed plan B is outsourced. Because Noem’s definition of teaching an old dog new tricks is to put a fucking bullet in the back of its head.
The CNN Article Quoted – https://www.cnn.com/2025/07/09/politics/fema-texas-flood-noem
In Todays Palate Cleanser, we learn that X’s fuck-boy AI chatbot Grok has not only grown into an unfunny antisemite but was also named most congenial at this year’s Musk Family reunion. Especially after Grok told a racist Apartheid joke and claimed he couldn’t be canceled because his Dad is an African American.
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