

Karoline Leavitt took time out of deflecting Epstein questions to blame Trump’s sudden cankle-to-thankle* downgrade (*thigh-sized ankle) and skin falling off like a wet Band-Aid, on a minor vein condition. That is apparently brought on by a vigorous regimen of aspirin, handshakes, and a refusal to admit when your diaper is dirty. A prognosis that even took Trump by surprise, considering he just told Melania the “truth,” that the “Dr Barbarino” congestive heart failure diagnosis she found on his desk was a Biden autopen forgery.








In Today’s Palate Cleanser, we learn, like the Wu-Tang Clan, Rosie O’Donnell “Ain’t Nuthing Ta Fuck Wit!” And if anyone in the least sought-after rematch since the Biden-Trump Debate, “is a threat to Humanity,” it’s not the pussy-grabbing TV personality without the nukes.


The Time Article Quoted – https://time.com/7301997/trump-threat-us-citizenship-revoke-rosie-odonnell-epstein/


