“Queen for the Day” immunity recipient, Ghislaine Maxwell, may also be rewarded with a Trump Presidential Pardon for her newfound ability to recall even the most obscure legal infractions imaginable by a Democrat, despite the gory Trump details portion of her brain getting lobotomized. Or, “The Bottom-Bitch holding up her side of the bribe,” according to Trump’s criminal attorney, Todd Blanche, if administered truth serum or enough cocaine, Smirnoff Ice, and good vibes to spill Trump’s dirty secrets.
The CNN Article Quoted – https://www.cnn.com/2025/07/25/politics/ghislaine-maxwell-trump-epstein-doj
In Today’s Palate Cleanser, The Daily Show features CNN’s most punchable face and Hasbro’s inspiration for Hungry-Hungry-Hippo, Scott Jennings. A man whose Ozempic addiction proved, losing half his body weight, only doubled his concentration of insufferable douchebag.
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