

Sure, most people don’t feel the need to randomly call their friends, to not so subtly convince them that they had no involvement in another person’s suicide. But, then again, this is Donald Trump we’re talking about. A man who, when others are playing checkers, calls them out of the blue to ask if Jeffrey Epstein still haunts their dreams like a horny Freddy Krueger with flawless complexion. And when they ultimately say “Umm, Nooo,” and Trump responds, “Yeah, me neither, gotta go, Putin’s calling.” You know, totally normal behavior from a sitting US President who has absolutely no insider knowledge about the suspicious death of the one man on earth who had motive and proof to tie Trump to Russian money laundering and sex with underage girls. But hey, at least Trump’s close confidant did what any decent friend in that position would do, and immediately ratted Trump out to the Epstein-whisperer like a regular chatty Kathy two-times. A bold move considering Trump lives by a more literal definition of “Ride-or-die friends.”


The Meidas + Article Quoted – https://www.meidasplus.com/p/exclusive-trump-biographer-reveals


In Today’s Palate Cleanser, Alan Dershowitz, Lolita Express frequent flyer and Satan’s future in-house counsel, learned the hard way that no matter how many high-profile rapists and murderers you’ve acquitted, they’ll be “No pierogis for you…NEXT!!!”



The Independent Article Quoted – https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/us-politics/alan-dershowitz-marthas-vineyard-pierogi-lawsuit-b2799751.html

