Donald Trump took time out of his busy schedule of golfing, ballroom renovations, and dodging Epstein questions like a CDC employee taking on Anti-Vax gunfire. To convince America that the best way to make Washington, DC, safe is to pardon 1,500 violent criminals back onto the streets. And since the best remedy to combat crime is to get inside the mind of a criminal, who better to put in charge of saving DC than the same convicted felon who tried to overthrow its government? I guess a surefire way to prevent Capitol violence on January 6, 2029, is by appointing the Insurrectionist-in-Chief head of security. Sure, it’s also a distraction tactic, but so is spray tanning a white supremacist fluorescent orange. So, if you believe, for one moment, Trump’s madness is methodless, you’ve severely underestimated your enemy and the overall lack of fucks his supporting cast has left to give. Never mind that all the other flimsy roadblocks have already been systematically stripped away; if JD Vance is the last thing standing between American democracy and a MAGA dictatorship, he’ll fold up quicker than his fuck buddy couch, after wifey pulls into the driveway unexpectedly.
The Guardian Article Quoted – https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2025/aug/12/trumps-military-takeover-of-washington-dc-is-a-sheer-demonstration-of-power
In Today’s Palate Cleanser, we learn that chart enthusiast and median critic, Donald Trump, is the real reason high school guidance counselors nationwide are steering potential college students away from science, towards a lucrative career in fact-checking.
The PBS News Article Quoted – https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/how-trump-exaggerates-d-c-crime-in-taking-over-its-police-department-and-deploying-the-national-guard
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