Donald Trump took time out of subtweeting dictators about sleepover FOMO like a passive-aggressive Burn Book entry from Regina George, to call his bestie’s child sex trafficking victims’ side of the story, a hoax. Yes, the same POS who recently painted the Mexican Border Wall black, only to then force the Smithsonian to whitewash its history. Failed miserably to steer the conversation away from diddling underage girls to his authoritarian military invasion of Washington, DC. (AKA the single biggest overreaction to the Redskins’ renaming to date). To prove once and for all, there is a strong correlation between having tiny hands and big dictator energy.
The Daily Beast Article Quoted – https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/trump-tries-change-subject-epstein-160205772.html
In Today’s Palate Cleanser, we learn that the only thing more tainted than a radioactive shrimp cocktail these days is the NYC Mayoral race. Apparently, Trump plans to hire Mayoral candidate Eric Adams to secure a win for Andrew Cuomo and Curtis Sliwa to invade New York City with his feral cats.
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