

Despite all of MAGA’s best efforts, no amount of “Thoughts and Prayers” could turn Charlie Kirk’s assassin into some poster child for liberalism. Or as gerrymandering’s biggest regret Nancy Mace so eloquently put it, “It sounds like the shooter was a tranny.” Even Utah Governor, and magical underoos-sporting Mormon, Spencer Cox, chimed in with his not-so-subtle brand of racism, hoping Joseph Smith could provide a foreigner to blame, or at the very least a mugshot of a shady black guy he could post on Facebook. But in the end, like Donald Trump’s wannabe assassin, the suspect comes from a White, gun-totting, MAGA Republican upbringing. Apparently, lying to the same followers whom you’ve radicalized over the years isn’t a foolproof plan. But perhaps Republicans will have a solution for their own base trying to kill them, in time for Project 2028. Since governing for the betterment of America, the World, and the health and well-being of all its citizens is radical left lunatic shit. As for the victory lap taken by Keystone Kash and the decaying remains of the FBI. If not for the actions of a concerned father phoning his minister, this 22-year-old kid would still be on the loose. Not only highlighting the incompetence of the Trump regime, but if you’re ever wondering how to fuck a young boy, call your local church.




The BBC Article Quoted – https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cp8wl2y66p9o








In today’s Palate Cleanser, we learn that when it comes to a political violence dick measuring contest, Republicans are left holding nothing more than a Cybertruck’s spot-on impersonation of a dumpster fire.


The Guardian Article Quoted – https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/sep/11/charlie-kirk-shooting-death-trump-reaction



