

No matter what JD Vance and Donald Trump say, over the last decade, 96% of all political assassinations have been committed by right-wing extremists. Hot yoga, unflinching morals, and crippling student loan debt from a Fem-lit degree: now that’s some real left-wing-lunatic shit. Sure, there are bad apples in every bunch, but is that probable cause to deport all the orchard workers? Or if Doctor Heathcliff Huxtable spiked the punch bowl at his daughter’s sleepover, would Rudy deserve the nickname Roofie Huxtable? Seriously, the infinite amount of MAGA hypocrisy it takes to claim democrats are the ones celebrating someone being killed for voicing their beliefs, while chugging the blood of Christ at church in your Sunday best, Kyle Rittenhouse merch.





The Guardian Article Quoted – https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2025/sep/12/us-era-political-violence-donald-trump-charlie-kirk











In today’s Palate Cleanser… Despite what Jimmy Kimmel says, Donald Trump is not mourning Charlie Kirk: “How a four-year-old mourns a goldfish.” I mean, with his cognitive speed bumps, Trump’s far more likely to mourn a goldfish, like a much dumber goldfish.






The Daily Beast Article Quoted – https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/celebrity/articles/jimmy-kimmel-mocks-donald-trump-054432468.html

