Trump To Pay Himself $230 Million In Taxpayer Money To Fund His Obsession With Balls!!!

Donald Trump plans to award himself $230 million to remind the public that if anyone deserves to pay a price for January 6th, it’s the American Taxpayer. After all, prior to the 2020 Presidential election, Trump specifically warned voters not to elect Biden. So, instead, Trump sent a moron militia to hang Mike Pence in […]

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Trump Defies Old Age, Somehow Pats Himself On The Back For An Entire Middle-East Trip!!!

Donald Trump pulled off an amazing accomplishment this week, and I would consider myself a hater if, for once, I couldn’t put my differences aside to acknowledge this achievement. So, credit where credit is due: congratulations, Donald Trump. Most men your age not only tear a rotator cuff patting themselves on the back, but don’t […]

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Over The Last Decade 96% Of All Political Killings Were By Right-Wing Assassins!!!

No matter what JD Vance and Donald Trump say, over the last decade, 96% of all political assassinations have been committed by right-wing extremists. Hot yoga, unflinching morals, and crippling student loan debt from a Fem-lit degree: now that’s some real left-wing-lunatic shit. Sure, there are bad apples in every bunch, but is that probable […]

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Is The White House Bible Study Group Ground Zero For The Epstein Coverup?!?

Just when the Epstein case had Christians thinking, “Finally, a pedophilia scandal, we can tweet about!” Pam Bondi and Alex Acosta did what any accomplice to a sex crime does: found “God” just in time for the cover-up. Converting the White House Bible Study Group into “The Sticky-Situation Room.” Ground zero for Trump’s Epstein File […]

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