Jimmy Kimmel was welcomed back last night with the most electric round of applause since the United Nations announced, “Donald Trump has left the building!”. After Kimmel was unceremoniously kicked off the ABC airwaves, for what FCC chairman and wannabe Trump family underboss, Brendan Carr, called “A business decision,” Disney can’t refuse! Before he left a strongly worded threat, and Black Beauty’s severed head in Bob Iger’s bed (Disney CEO). However, yesterday’s much-anticipated return of the late-night comedian proved that the only “business decision” ABC made in this whole ordeal was televising Kimmel’s double-bird salute to Trump’s big dictator energy. And despite all the faux “low ratings” whataboutism on Fox News, no amount of right-wing “Thoughts and Prayers” can spin this patriotic comeback story into another MAGA-fan fiction. Thankfully, every four years, “We The People” are Constitutionally empowered to say, “No, President ‘low ratings’, You’re Fired!”
The Daily Beast Article Quoted – https://www.thedailybeast.com/emotional-kimmel-returns-with-no-apology-and-refuses-to-bow-to-maga/
In today’s Palate Cleanser, we learn that the US State Department would rather sanction Costco than Vladimir Putin. Apparently, Trump prefers that Iranians shop somewhere his donors can profit, like Walmart, Target, or the Russian Black Market. Because, as we all know, buying enriched uranium in bulk is one thing, but paying discount membership prices for enriched flour is exactly how the United States got dragged into World War I.
The Newsweek Article Quoted – https://www.newsweek.com/trump-admin-bars-diplomats-costco-2133797
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