Donald Trump took time out of bitching about a civil disobedient escalator at the UN being nothing more than an UPPITY STAIRCASE, ON THE LEFT. To protect the vital interests of American national security. No, not from Russian fighter jets taunting Sarah Palin as she watches the War in Ukraine from her Alaskan front porch. But from a network of Venezuelan speed boats making waves in the US. Not for trafficking Fentanyl, smuggling terrorists, or even pissing off Miami windsurfers with an overly aggressive wake. But by getting blown to bits by a US Military drone and unknowingly starring in the Department of War’s latest murder porn. (AKA the reason Pete Hegseth can snap his own bedsheet in half.) And yet, somehow, Eric Trump, Donald’s only genuine regret in life, is claiming Daddy deserves a Nobel Peace Prize for this behavior. Never mind, Trump just declared war on his own citizens, and his USAID cuts have killed more than 300,000 children. In what’s considered the worst ever comeback to “What would Jesus do?” But fear not, America, there’s no need to worry about those pesky Russians flexing their military “gym muscles” on NATO’s doorstep, with President MAGA Teresa in the Oval Office. Yes, perhaps Donald still doesn’t understand the meaning of a woman screaming “no,” but in relation to war, he swears he can stop on a dime. Sure, nobody knows the true number of international conflicts he’s resolved, but that’s merely because Trump only has 10 fingers, and Melania can’t count for shit. And not at all because Trump believes the quote, “If you keep on believing, the dream that you wish will come true,” was from “The Art of War,” not some gold digger wannabe named “Cinderella.”
The ABC News Article Quoted – https://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/russian-warplanes-detected-flying-alaska-ninth-time-year-125924906
In today’s Palate Cleanser, we learn that Vladimir Putin may be able to sneak Russian Fighter Jets into Alaskan airspace to retrieve his iPhone without American retribution. But treat Trump like the smelly kid in class and leave him off one dictator’s slumber party guest list, and suddenly, Donald is making late-night calls to President Zelenskyy like a Mean Girl ex looking to make Putin super jelly. Tagging Zeleneskyy on his Truth Social Posts that read more like a bitter “Burn Book” entry than “International Diplomacy For Dummies”. Especially the parts about how “Putin’s the real Donbass,” and “His howitzer fires blanks!”
The Independent Article Quoted – https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/europe/trump-putin-ukraine-russia-war-zelensky-paper-tiger-b2833297.html
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