Donald Trump took time out of his busy, shutting-down-the-government schedule (or, as he prefers to call forcing people to work without pay, “The Art of the Steal!”) to gather all the US Generals stationed around the globe for whatever the fuck a “Warriors’ Ethos Pep Rally” means. Well, as it turns out, labeling an Authoritarianism Amway meeting a “Pep Rally” is the Barnes and Noble equivalent of stockpiling the self-help section with “Mein Kampf.” Then again, what better way to rally the troops than by calling them fat and lazy, before demanding they ditch their Constitutional oath for the 300-lb Draft Dodging Dipshit? Never mind, all this did was teach our adversaries that a simple combination of shame, the N-Word, and douche-chilling awkward silences can turn the entire American military against its own Commander-in-Chief. The same debilitating formula that ironically led to Hegseth’s Post Traumatic Erectile Dysfunction, and his wife’s, only genuine orgasm.
The Daily Beast Article Quoted – https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/opinion-trump-generals-speech-proved-212543549.html
In today’s Palate Cleanser, we not only learn Donald Trump was throwing around the N-word far less than an average Tuesday, but he also wants to hold the Military to the same strict standards as Pete Hegseth’s Grindr profile, minus all the beards. Or as Hegna Pete calls it: “The Bone Zone, where Fatsos, Minorities and Chics with or without dicks need not apply”
The Military Times Article Quoted – https://www.militarytimes.com/news/pentagon-congress/2025/09/30/hegseth-blasts-fat-troops-in-rare-gathering-with-military-brass/
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